noob salad

some one who hangs out with posers

hey johnny stop being a noob salad

by ryan peters July 20, 2005

salad tossing

Getting your ass ate out with salad condiments

Liz dreams of tossing my salad daily.

by Madison August 12, 2004

salad shooter

an incarcerated person primarily responsible for the tossing of the cell blocks salads

damn that salad shooter be having a long ass tongue

by h3l1x December 31, 2002

Armenian Salad

The sexual fetish of cutting off your or her pubic hairs, putting them on one of her nipples, then ejaculating on it. Then the woman eats it off her own nipples.

My girlfriend has a stomachache today, because last night i gave her an Armenian Salad.

by PRAZO50 March 13, 2009

Salad

Marijuana. Good Marijuana

Hey man, I just sat down with a bowl O'Salad, come on over!

by Captain Jackpot March 25, 2005

salad fingers

Salad fingers is a WOMAN. It took a few viewings but I am finally of this opinion due to a couple of pointers...

She has the voice of an old woman.
male dude falls in love with salad fingers
nettles make her lactate

by Bigoldhippy March 16, 2005

Poon Salad

A womans vagin that is infected with some sort of discoloring disease such as gangreen.

Damn, I hope you didnt fuck that bitch, you know she got a nasty case of poon salad

by doctor salad February 5, 2010