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Robert

A person who always considers themselves trustworthy, reliable and a standup gentleman. They are rarely many of these things, they are so forgetful, they would leave their head at home, if it wasn't for the work pass around their neck!
D: Hi good morning, how are you today?
Robert: "oh no! i forgot my head and pass at home"
D: Classic Robert
by Bert1357 October 13, 2020
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Robert

The coolest loner known man. He is so lonely he doesn't even know how women like him. He thinks no one likes him and he is true. But one thing he doesn't know is that he is going to have the biggest Glowup known to man kind. He is going to get blowys everyday for the rest of his young life.
Robert is a lonely peach of shit.
by anonymous October 16, 2020
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Robert

Robert is a crackhead and it will take any drug.
A Robert is a drug addict.
by BOB the yeet17 October 19, 2020
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ROBERT

Mom's Sketti
1 Jar Classico mushrooms and ripe olives

1 can Italian stewed tomatoes

1 cup fresh mushrooms

1 can olives, cut up
5 browned Italian sausage links
Italian seasoning
Salt
Throw in a low heat crock pot for at least 12 hours. The longer it cooks, the better it gets. Throw on any pasta you'd like..
Because I fucking love Robert, but I hate fucking eggplant!
by REBel Siren October 20, 2020
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robert successful jackson money

Daniel Jackson's child to be.
Wow is that thee Robert successful Jackson money.
by Oh 7 May 14, 2017
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Robert Downey Jr

someone: who is Robert Downey Jr??!
cool dude: Robert Downey Jr!!
by DahliaWithAnotH September 4, 2017
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