Squawk block

A squawk block is when you get attacked by a parrot just as you are about to have sex, thereby forcing you to leave and depriving you of booty.

Squawk blocks always end in embarrassment, and occasionally penile injury.

Jeff: So how'd the date with Meghan go? Did you bang?

Timothy: It went well up until I started to undress, at which point Meghan's parrot atacked me.

Jeff: Dayum. What happened afterward?

Timothy: I had to leave because the parrot bit my dick!

Jeff: Bruh, you totally got squawk blocked.

by HelpImBeingEatenByAChinchilla! June 24, 2016

learner's block

Inability to learn something, particularly due to psychological pressure. Often takes an existential threat to break.

From the first book of Harry Potter, and associated movie, comes this famous example:
Ron Weasley had a learner's block on Wingardium Leviosa, only broken during the toilet scene - he lifted the troll's club and KO'd the ugly thing.

by krazzyfяeak November 26, 2016

write block

A Write block is where you cant write, or cant think of any ideas. (i think.)

Student: Im sorry, i apologize, i had write block.

Teacher: That's really no excuse, you had 2 weeks too write the essay over computer or on paper.

by Kwoffee January 30, 2017

Beaver blocking

When a woman is trying to pick up another woman and her friend ends up pussy blocking you.

Yo,I was trying to pick up this smoking hot chick when her friend comes over and starts pulling at her yelling " come on its our jam gurl ". She was such a beaver blocking bitch.

by Rubin James March 27, 2016

Beer Blocking

Using your beer as a misdirection or to conceal something else from someone you're with.

George was beer blocking the napkin with that blonde bitch's phone number when his girl friend came to pick him up.

by Darth Frak April 3, 2016

Flock-Block

Flock-Block, is the romantic version of a Cock-Block

Person 1: {to person 2} ...so I was wondering if y-
Person 3 (not part of the convo): hey, person 1 ... I need to talk to you for a second

Person 1: {whispering to person three} dude, stop being such a Flock-Block everytime I talk to person 2

by Angry raccoon December 8, 2018

blocking lady

A self absorbed middle to upper class woman, usually a mother, who gets in people's way by stopping in inopportune or inappropriate places.

Usually older, glasses, mom jeans, maybe a sweatshirt with floral applique. They stand in the middle of aisles at the grocery store, look askance in the doorway of the Barnes and Noble, stop at green lights. not all of their blocks are physical, or literal. They can block careers, or relationships, or personal growth.

Sorry we're late, we got stuck behind a blocking lady going 15 mph on the road. But it's ok, because of her we missed being in an accident.

by MacBetty July 31, 2017