National Queef Day

National queef day celebrated on July 17th

Yo man tomorrow is national queef day, how we gonna celebrate?

by weirdlongwilly April 22, 2022

National Jellybean day

In the bibles old testament, it is theorized that on 23rd of march a horrible disaster will strike earth, as sinners will suddenly discover their fathers gone. The oceans will be filled with lean, and sky will become dark purple.

- Oh no, it's National Jellybean day.
- Oh no dude.

by Oto_ March 21, 2022

National Gru Day

July 9th is national Gru day as in the character from the Despicable Me franchise. It is customary to dress like Gru and quote him throughout the day.

Hey! It’s National Gru Day! Where is your Gru attire? Do you even know the Gru song?

by Anni Banani March 23, 2022

National Cadence Day

National Cadence Day is a day to celebrate all your fellow friends named Cadence!! National Cadence Day takes place on March 31st.

"oh my gosh! it's national cadence day!"

by vivifyin March 28, 2022

National robert day!

It’s national robert day! go tell robert you love and appreciate him, don’t forget to smack him in the head :)

example:happy international robert day!

robert:than-
you:smacks robert in head

by Dogs sitting on green rainbows January 10, 2021

National Delaney Day

On may 21st it is national Delaney day

Happy national Delaney day

by Milesehardy92 January 28, 2021

Russian National Anthem

An anthem from the motherland

Guy 1: I will sing the Russian National Anthem

Guy 2: ok

Guy 1: Rossiya – svyashchennaya nasha derzhava.
Rossiya – lyubimaya nasha strana.
Moguchaya volya, velikaya slava –
Tvoio dostoyanye na vse vremena!
Slav'sya, Otechestvo nashe svobodnoye
Bratsikh narodov soyuz vekovoi
Predkami dannaya mudrost' narodnaya!
Slav'sya, strana! My gordimsya toboi!
Ot yuzhnyh morei do polyarnogo kraya
Raskinulis' nashi lesa i polya.
Odna ty na svete! Odna ty takaya –
Khranimaya Bogom rodnaya zemlya!
Slav'sya, Otechestvo nashe svobodnoye
Bratsikh narodov soyuz vekovoi
Predkami dannaya mudrost' narodnaya!
Slav'sya, strana! My gordimsya toboi!
Shirokii prostor dlya mechty i dlya zhizni.
Gryadushchiye nam otkryvayut goda.
Nam silu daiot nasha vernost' Otchizne.
Tak bylo, tak yest' i tak budet vsegda!
Slav'sya, Otechestvo nashe svobodnoye
Bratsikh narodov soyuz vekovoi
Predkami dannaya mudrost' narodnaya!
Slav'sya, strana! My gordimsya toboi!

by MasterBagel May 3, 2021