The Keys

Dirty ass island chain off the coast of Florida. There is nothing to do unless you are a 60 year old boomer from Minnesota who likes to get wasted on a boat. Every single store is a tourist trap with the exception of Dollar Tree. Every single house is built on stilts, has crushed rock covering the whole yard, a boat out back, a manatee or fish mailbox, and a Lets Go Brandon or Trump 2024 flag flying. The islands are so narrow you can walk from one end to the other in a 50 seconds. You are isolated on a little island with a bunch of drunk old White people.

The Keys are a Midwestern retirement community for unrepentant alcoholics. And then the Cuban refs are on stock island.

by B52C69007 March 2, 2022

chuck key holder

Another name for the opening of the alimentary canal. see also balloon knot, wizards sleeve, leather donut

After years of begging and emotional blackmail, our lass still won't let my whanger near her chuck key holder!

by Cheesey February 13, 2004

Kei Hodg

Soil Head Lanky Johnsson Slipperdick

Johnsson

by Eddy Brek February 11, 2003

key tout

Various meanings depending on context. Some are; to leave somewhere, to go into town and also to hang around outside a closed key-cutting shop offering to sell keys at extortionate prices to people in dire need of them.

What shall we do today? Key tout?

I believe that man's a Key Tout!

by Dafe July 6, 2003

Tab key

Da key at da middle-left of your keyboard dat causes your computer tower to dispense a can of sugar-free soft drink when you hit said key.

Since Tab cola is no longer available in most stores, your computer's Tab key is often da only way besides mail-order to get some of said precious commodity.

by QuacksO December 19, 2020

Noah Key

the drummer of the band, chapter 13.

A very gorgeous young man, with a serious talent.

Noah key is such a great drummer, Chapter 13 are lucky to have him.

by lillsclark;) January 5, 2021

Major Key

Referring to the Goetia, the Lesser Key of Solomon, also known as Clavicula Salomonis Regis or Lemegeton, is an anonymous grimoire on demonology. This is a nod to ritualistic satanic sacrifice.

"Can you believe that crap DJ Khaled song went platinum?"
"Sure can, he did a ritual and summoned a demon that wanted a sacrifice."
"Major key alert!"

by Mercedes Moon January 12, 2021