spoon

josh wardle
a spoon is basically the same as a dickhead but a nicer way of saying it

he is such a spoon

by mattlikesboys July 13, 2020

ignorant spoon

a shovel or a spoon that basically does nothing

hay man go grab me that ignorant spoon!

by btwig95 July 14, 2020

Big spoon

Big spoon is infront of little spoon.

Emily is allways big spoon

by Strits August 16, 2020

Spoon

Shovels, but for foods.

John: "I can't wait to eat with my SHOVEL!"
Jane: "Do you mean spoon, you dumbfuck?"

by Mei ChingChong August 19, 2020

Spoon

Someone who is emotionally unstable and desperate that clings to you when you haven't know them very long.

Guy 1: Hey, how's Tinder going?
Guy 2: I've been talking to a couple chicks, but they are all spoons.

by Faelord August 27, 2020

spoon

another word for an annoying human who doesn't leave you alone when you tell them you don't want to be friends!!!!

ughh Bethany is being such a spoon today!!

by kevin!!!!!!! June 10, 2020

the double spoon wammy

It’s the act in which you sit on someone’s face and shove their nose up either your ass or your vagina. This usually ends in your partners nose being broke.

“How did his nose get broke?”

“He and his girlfriend did the double spoon wammy”

by Regret June 10, 2020