Crank the Hog

Passing up sex from your partner and telling her you’re going for a wank in the bathroom and not to come in. Also known as the Mitchell Adams

My Mrs was pissing me off so I so I decided to crank the hog instead

by ILoveCracky January 9, 2026

Hog

A far-right faction overtly concerned with Diversity, Equity, and Inclusion (DEI) initiatives and "wokeism." They believe society is losing its "manliness" and advocate for militaristic approaches and hyper-masculinity. Members are often characterized as insecure, reactionary, and generally unattractive men whose outrage serves as a coping mechanism for their perceived social irrelevance.

"That podcast was just a bunch of hogs complaining about DEI and how society doesn’t value 'real men' anymore."

by aspháragos January 28, 2025

30-50 feral hogs

Referencing a post on Twitter in which someone asks "Legit question for rural Americans- How do I kill the 30-50 feral hogs that run into my yard within 3-5 minutes while my small kids play?". In the original post, it was supposed to be defending gun laws. Now it is used as an expression when something says something improbable.

Person A: What if improbable thing happens??
Person B: What if there were 30-50 feral hogs?

by designatedtwink January 28, 2025

Hog Warts

A sexually transmitted infection you catch from having unprotected sex with a really fat person.

Ryan: Yo Shawn! you totally won fattest fuck Friday!
Shawn: yeah but I didn't wear a rugger and she gave me Hog Warts!

by Huge_Hog_69 January 29, 2025

crankin my hog

When you rev ur strait piped screamin hog down the innerstate makin librols angry.

Ive gone 3 days without crankin my hog and im itchin

by ElvizP February 2, 2025

《¤》Hogging 《¤》

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Person 1: 《¤》Hogging 《¤》

by Maternal-Fetal-Medicine February 11, 2025

hot dog hog

They are similar to Big Backs, but they mostly/always eat hotdogs. Named after the WarioWare Inc. Microgame "Hot Dog Hog"

Synonyms:
Bratwurstschwein (lit. Bratwurst Pigs)

James: What are we gonna have for dinner?
James' Father: Hot Dogs
James: Bro, Stop being a Hot Dog Hog.

by mrbeast539275 February 20, 2025