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Crap

Crap is poop…..
Aw this piece of crap

the dog will crap on the floor if we don’t let her out
The dog will crap if we don’t let her out
Aw this stupid Piece of crap
by Handles6678919/: August 31, 2021
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by me big brain June 5, 2021
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Crap-gathering point

A place where hoarders and/or procrastinators put things like dirty dishes, books or other items.
When I checked on my roommate, their room had several crap-gathering points consisting of dirty plates and bowls; their filthy clothes; and empty soda cans.
by anonymous June 13, 2021
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ball crap

absurdity
babble
balderdash
baloney
poppy cock

namely-- in the Final Fantasy VIII speedrunning community
*World Map encounter happens* " FUCKIN' AYE, BALL CRAP" -awesomeWaves
by quetzecoatl June 23, 2021
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Not Give a Crap

1. To not care at all about something; to have no opinion whatsoever about it. Often used dismissively in the negative to tell someone that what they are talking about has no relevance whatsoever to the listener.

2. A humorous way of saying you are constipated, and therefore "can't give a crap."
Boss: Dilbert, that is the dumbest idea you have come up with yet. I reject your proposal.
Dilbert: You never like any of my ideas. One of these days you're going to push me too far, and I'm going to quit.
Boss: Frankly, Dilbert, I do not give a crap.

Doctor: So, Bill, I understand you're constipated?
Bill: Yep, doc, I can't seem to pass those poops because they're just too big. I don't give a crap.
by Alligator King June 29, 2021
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No crap

1). An incorrect but rather absurd way of saying “no cap”.
2). Something some rude ass person with a bad attitude would say in lieu of saying “no duh”.
3). A state of being without any poop.
Random Zoomer guy: “fr fr this shit straight bussin’ no crap” *plays cringe mumble rap track they heard off TikTok*

Man: “Oh my goodness, Lisa, you’re shirt is a lovely shade of red.”
Lisa: “Oh my god, no crap! Obviously”

Random lady: “I am in a no crap state of being”
by Perhaps? August 19, 2022
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Crap

You: CRAP I LOST
Mom: don’t say that
You: ITS NOT A SWEAR GEEZ MOM
by Tordindamix October 27, 2022
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