Cross-Locked

When you get cross faded and can't get up.

Hey Jake, James was hella cross-locked last night and couldn't get out of his chair.

by Cody52799 June 12, 2018

Cross the bridge

To lick the choad during oral sex.

Austin: I went out with Jenny Saturday night and ate the pussy.
Keller: Did you cross the bridge?
Austin: You know I did!

by Kellerino July 6, 2018

Greasing the Cross

Basically a Christian masturbating (inspired by another masturbation phrase called 'Greasing the Monkey').

This is sometimes done to piss off extremist Christians who think that you'll rot in Hell for jacking off.

Regan from The Exorcist was greasing the cross before it was cool.

by CelticEagle February 10, 2019

mushroom cross

A mushroom stamp from a priest #BlessEm

He tried to be a nice guy by letting a drunk friend sleep-over, but he woke up with a sweaty mushroom cross.

by PhtephenOneTwoTree August 28, 2018

ducks crossed

If you have your Ducks in a row then you have complete composure and can make sure things run smoothly.
If your ducks are crossed, then you are mixing up details and making mistakes.

To confuse details of one thought with another.

Sorry about that, I had multiple requests up and got my ducks crossed.

by SpikeSan October 5, 2018

Cross section

Your hot girlfriends hot shoulders

Look at that cross section!

by Bimjimdim October 7, 2018

cross body

When you fuck a girl from the back with your right hand on her left love handle and, your left on her right.

“i cross bodied the fuck out of that hoe”
“ i fucked her and you already know i hit her with those cross body (proceeds to air hump with his hands crossed over)”

by loverboyyyy321 August 16, 2022