by unicornjowls June 8, 2011
Get the golden turtle mug.A term used to described the moment a turd pops his head out for a look, then slips back in to ones anus
I was sat on the bog thinking it was a normal pooh when the curious turtle came out to play to tease me.
by Dirty Golfing Legend May 18, 2014
Get the Curious Turtle mug.When you smash a turd(green in color) with the bottom of your shoe creating a stamped out green turtle made out of crap.
by stacksandsnacks February 20, 2015
Get the green turtle mug.The animal mascot of the awkward moment.
When you're in an awkward moment, place your hands on top of each other, and spin your thumbs forward. Thus creating the creature known as awkward turtle.
When you're in an awkward moment, place your hands on top of each other, and spin your thumbs forward. Thus creating the creature known as awkward turtle.
Oh my god, so I was talking to Becky about STDs and I forgot she had syphillis... it was mad awkward turtle
by Ursula mit dem kalten Loch April 11, 2015
Get the awkward turtle mug.When you pull your scrotum up over your balls and part of your penis shaft - resembles a softshell turtle. Used to intimidate new people in male-dominated work places like the military, construction, red-neck organizations. Can also be used if sexual partner is into reptiles or body parts being manipulated into interesting shapes.
by Tail Razor August 21, 2017
Get the softshell turtle mug.The Korean men had create the turtle ponchos. The turtle poncho was originally called the stone turtle. The stone turtles were shipped to places, and was soon referred as the turtle poncho.
Turtle ponchos were sold.
by Chancla Thrower is wrong February 20, 2019
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