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golden turtle

a giant poop that has also been peed upon in an alleyway
guy 1: ewww what is THAT

guy 2: that my friend is a golden turtle

guy 1: dude that is sick
by unicornjowls June 8, 2011
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Curious Turtle

A term used to described the moment a turd pops his head out for a look, then slips back in to ones anus
I was sat on the bog thinking it was a normal pooh when the curious turtle came out to play to tease me.
by Dirty Golfing Legend May 18, 2014
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green turtle

When you smash a turd(green in color) with the bottom of your shoe creating a stamped out green turtle made out of crap.
I was walking to the bus stop and accidentally stamped out a green turtle.
by stacksandsnacks February 20, 2015
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awkward turtle

The animal mascot of the awkward moment.

When you're in an awkward moment, place your hands on top of each other, and spin your thumbs forward. Thus creating the creature known as awkward turtle.
Oh my god, so I was talking to Becky about STDs and I forgot she had syphillis... it was mad awkward turtle
by Ursula mit dem kalten Loch April 11, 2015
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softshell turtle

When you pull your scrotum up over your balls and part of your penis shaft - resembles a softshell turtle. Used to intimidate new people in male-dominated work places like the military, construction, red-neck organizations. Can also be used if sexual partner is into reptiles or body parts being manipulated into interesting shapes.
Hey new guy, wanna see my softshell turtle?
by Tail Razor August 21, 2017
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Turtle Poncho

The Korean men had create the turtle ponchos. The turtle poncho was originally called the stone turtle. The stone turtles were shipped to places, and was soon referred as the turtle poncho.
by Chancla Thrower is wrong February 20, 2019
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Turtle soup

by Lacefyt April 20, 2017
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