Rusty Venture

A poo-poo handjob.

This character name first appeared as numerous grotesque sexual acts in the 4th season finale of The Venture Bros. , Episode 16, 'Operation P.R.O.M.

That chick was so weird...she actually asked if she could give me a Rusty Venture!

by Triana Orpheus November 26, 2010

Rusty Venture

When you jerk off so hard and often that your genitals stay red for extended periods of time. This forces you to seek an ailment and or a softer means of pleasuring yourself.

Boss: "I really need to start hiring more women to hold positions of importance in my company. I just can't afford to have one of the gents come down with a bad case of Rusty Venture and stop showing up at work."

by Big China November 26, 2010

Rusty Mailbox

The act of engaging in sexual congress with a hot mom while on her period.

"Yo Drew, I can't come to lunch because I have to go get new sheets.

Why?

I pulled off the ol' Rusty Mailbox last night, that's why."

by ochocincoochocinco July 11, 2010

Rusty Fork

Having you penis in your partner's ass while simultaneously having your index and middle finger in the ass as well.

Chet: So I was balls deep in this girl right, and I totaly gave her a rusty fork. It was sick and awesome at the same time.

Saddam: Man that shift is fucked up, iv'e defiantly got to try that!

by saddamchet May 11, 2011

Rusty slipper

Where a pet (or person) takes a dump in one of your slippers.

Acht, my dogs gave me a rusty slipper this morning!

by big_al71 October 31, 2010

Rusty Venture

A sexual act involving penetrating the anus with some object (such as a penis, a fist, or a turkey baster). When pulling the object out of the anus, fecal matter comes out, and one of the participants eats the fecal matter and any bodily fluids that accompany it.

Or alternatively, masturbating so often that the penis turns bright pink or red.

He asked the prostitute for a Rusty Venture and she slapped him.

by TeaseAllMen November 24, 2010

Rusty Venture

When a man jerks off so many times, his penis becomes irratated and red

I didn't have anything to do this weekend and ended up getting a rusty venture

by MasterShake1989 November 24, 2010