lake ontario

the ultimate place of residency for the resident that ejaculates like lake ontario.

ex. Narwall: you know Shon?
Aayon: Yes everyone knows Shon.
Narwall: Did you know he cums like Lake Ontario?

by A rizz January 23, 2024

lake ontario

a large area where the resident ejaculates

shon: i ejaculated like lake ontario after i saw those hips

by A rizz February 5, 2024

gay lake

Its a lake that is very zesty and maybe even a little gay, idk tho.

P1: "Lets go swim in gay lake."

P2: "NO!!!! IM NOT A ZEST FEST!!!!!"

by TVBoys February 6, 2024

Houghton Lake

Houghton Lake; the area in northern Michigan where it's 90 degrees in the summer and a chilling 15 in the winter.

Person: "This weather is almost as bad as Houghton Lake! I'm freezing!"
*next day*
Person: "This weather is as hot as Houghton Lake! I'm melting!"

by bloodyberri_2 April 20, 2023

Dropping the kids off at the cum lake

When you masturbate and then blow your load in a girls bellybutton and it becomes a cum lake

Dude I dropped my kids off in her cum lake
I was dropping the kids off at the cum lake

by XHennessyx May 1, 2023

Lake Effect Kid

A child who is born, raised, grew up, lives in and/or dies in Chicago.

I am Forever a Lake Effect Kid.

by RocketScience2 November 27, 2023

Lake Lumbar

The wee'ist of the Great Lakes formed when one pulls out of doggy at the moment of convulsion and spews a puddle large enough to completely cover the tramp stamp.

The young lad, at the point of coital eruption, retracted his wanker and dispersed a slightly viscous man-made lake on the young lasses lower backside and proudly named it Lake Lumbar!

by Hugh Jardon 1965 December 12, 2023