Evan

IS THE RUDEST, ANGRIEST, MOST DISRESPECTFUL PIG THAT LOOKS LIKE AN AMARADILLO WRAPPED IN PIG GUTS THAT IS SO LONELY EVEN THE HOMELESS ON YHE STREET DONT WANNA TALK TO HIM. SAYS THAT GIRLS AND WOMEN ARE UGLY

“He is such an evan”

“Why”
“He disrespects women”

by Lana dady October 3, 2022

Evan Donohue

Coles worker,

Yo evan donohue, think I saw ya in the storeroom with the mango bomb manager! Was that you?

by rhyla October 5, 2022

Evan

A boy that can make you fall in love with him instantly. With his pretty eyes, old soul, genius mind, and dorky personality, he entraps you in his mystery. <3

Do you ever just think about Evan? Like what he's doing or what he's thinking about? Why he has that dopey smile on his face? 'Cause I do. I do, constantly.

by DoNotDisturb777 October 6, 2022

Evan

Evan is an unpopularity ship name for the show Ena, the ship itself is about a a character named Ena and Van. The ship is often called Ena x Van or Van x Ena however Evan is just a short way of saying it.

Yo not going to lie Evan is kinda a cute couple
Awww Evan is so cute

What the heck is Evan

by lulu the kitty cat October 8, 2022

Evan

Evan, the fakest guy ever. He’ll act nice and gentle to really bring you in and then he’ll backstab you. I still love him, but he really hurt me.

“Evan is so smart and funny!” “Yeah but he’s a bitch ever since he became popular.”

by yooooilyrmom October 22, 2022

Evans

Un ornithorynque avec des cheveux bizarres. De plus le Evans ne sait pas réellement marcher il va plus se promené comme un handicapé

Personne 1: regarde s’est Evans

Personne 2: il est vraiment bizarre regarde son visage il resemble a un ornithorynque

by Ramenboyyyy December 6, 2021

Evan

the arctic? boiling compared to how cool this guy is. a "handsome devil" some have said and probably will continue to say for as long as time. total ladies man. incredible conversationalist, makes you want to talk until you lose your voice. funnier than any comedy special on Netflix (or other streaming platforms). if you're friends with an Evan then you've found the gold at the end of the rainbow.

Girl 1: *texting*
Girl 2: are you texting Evan?
Girl 1: ...
Girl 2: of course

by redvelvetcheesecake December 6, 2021