Chode Polishing

Performing oral sex on a man with an unusually fat and short penis.

Vanessa is going to be late to dinner, she is busy chode polishing at the frat house.

Vanessa has given up her day job and is now a full time chode polisher.

by TheyCallMeCrystal July 24, 2011

Chode Canal

(noun) The moist canal in most female mammals, including humans, that extends from the cervix of the uterus to an external opening between the labia minora

Dude, she had the loosest chode canal

by NewKindOfClown October 23, 2011

Magnum Chode

A chode, but the size of either a .357 magnum, a .44 magnum or a .500 magnum round. Unlike a magnum dong a magnum chode is an extra small penis, while the magnum dong is an extra large one.

I hate Jerry, he probably has a magnum chode.

by UNSCgrunt226 August 12, 2017

Sneaky Chode

When a dudes huge bulge makes you think he has a nice big dick, when in reality it's just a chode.

I thought Rob had a big dick but it turns out it was just a Sneaky Chode

by Oniro September 1, 2017

Butt Chode

When a man's anus prolapses to an extent that it can act as a supplementary penis.

I love how my boyfriend's butt chode rubs my clit

by Josi4446567 February 28, 2019

Beefy chode

A name u give someone when thier dick is very fat and the width is longer than the actual dick itself.

Omg have u seen his dick

Answer: omg yeah he's got such a beefy chode.

by Grannyshagger101 January 30, 2019

Chode Lawson

A mother fucker who is so fake and so gay.

" Chode Lawson is so damn fake it aint even cool man."

by spmcd February 14, 2019