i don't care who the irs sends i am not paying taxes

fuck you

i don't care who the irs sends i am not paying taxes fuck the irs

by heavy gaming May 19, 2021

I know you are, you said you are, so what am I?

Blatantly useless retort which younger primary school students use.

Playground Bully: Ha ha! Ernie's Crap!
Ernie: I know you are, you said you are, so what am I?
Playground Bully: I just said that you were crap, though!
Ernie: I know you are, you said you are, so what am I?

by Ophite1 June 7, 2004

I am not stuck in here with you,you are stuck in here with me!

When you are stuck in a bad situation,but you are decided to take the person who dragged you into it down with you.
Also used to try and assert dominance over someone.

"Michael Reeves is the definition of:I am not stuck in here with you,you are stuck in here with me!"

*Insert taser sounds and yells of panic*

by MrSchlong August 5, 2021

Amelie

A beautiful women with blue eyes and is actually quite hot.
There is a boy in class that doesn't love her but wants to get closer to her. Description of her: blue eyes and sexy.

The boy (one day): Hey Amelie read my definition of you on Urban dictionary
Amelie: Ok
The boy; I mean everything in there

by ballsucker28 October 3, 2017

Amelie

Young lass with a passion for edamane and Bob Dylan ; future founder of tealand

That is some grim ol' lad! He ain't nothin' like an Amelie

by ella98889755746585962769487067 June 12, 2012

Amelie

Amelie's are so hot. You get attracted by their looks but you stay for their sweetness. Their smile is literally brightens your day. They have hair of silk and skin so soft. Amelie's are the best girlfriends a guy can have but if hurt her she will come back with rage in a nice way. She is short tempered but is the best friend. She is hot as hell and guys would give anything just to see her.

Guy1: oh my god there's Amelie!
Guy2: she's so sweet
Guy1: she's so hot

Both: oh my god

by Bonn the cat August 3, 2019

Amelie

Amelie is a beautiful, kind, sensitive and out going girl. You don’t want to get on the wrong side of her but she will always make you laugh. She has a bubbly personality but a strange sense of humour. She’s a great friend that will always look out for you even when you don’t realise it. Even though she is very loud everyone needs an amelie in their life.

Hello amelie

by Jimmywilson192 June 11, 2020