Keegan Cooked

The act of asking to have your makeup done by your girlfriend and then proceeding to sit in a cuck chair like an absolute cuck as she photographs it and shows a whole group of people who will absolutely bully you.

Oh my, no way he is keegan cooked. What a CUCK!

by CheeseduBudoo June 9, 2025

Let him cook

Let him cook means-- give him a second, let's see what he's working on and what comes out of this. Don't interrupt him, let's see what's bubbling up there and what this turns into.

Person 1: *begins typing a multiple paragraph definition on Urban Dictionary*

Person 2: *Looks over Person 1's shoulder* "This definition seems like it's kinda going to suck...

Person 3: Let him cook

by 🐺 June 14, 2025

im cooked

Your done for , tired of explaining yourself , exhausted , your doomed out

“ he cheated on me again “ , im cooked .

“ nobody understands me “ , im cooked .

by theylovemeidkwhy April 3, 2024

Cooked salami

When you’re finished, tired or about to die in real life or a video game.

I finished all of my tasks at work. I’m cooked salami.

Hurry up and revive me before I’m cooked salami.

by BaconMacon April 8, 2024

I’m cooked

Basically means “I’m done for”.

His dick is so big, I’m cooked.

by Kittyflip April 10, 2024

Cooked

when you truly believe that your father is gay and wants to have sex with you

You: Bro I'm cooked
Bro: Me too
Father: Son...it's time for father-son time

by DictationIsKindaCool April 12, 2024

Cooked

Cooked; washed ,fucked. if you’re doing somthing stupid it means you’re cooked. If your in a tricky or bad situation then would be

Random Donny: what happened fam

Cooked Donny: I dropped the zoot Down the

drain

Random donny: your cooked

by Reeeeeaaal General April 13, 2024