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Squirrel

To randomly whip your penis out and show it to an innocent bystanders as if you were doing them a favor.
That stupid son of a biscuit just mooned me and topped it off with a squirrel.
by Jock in mike C May 4, 2018
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Squirrel

A pet name for someone you love. (Girlfriend, Boyfriend, Spouse, etc.) Coined by Erykah Badu and Andre 3000 in their song Hello, featured on the EP 'But You Caint Use My Phone"
I missed you, Squirrel. Don't change, Squirrel.
by KewTy January 29, 2017
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squirrel nipples

by I_am_the_burger_King February 8, 2017
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squirrelmenting

The action of a squirrel and/or chipmunk unknowingly tormenting my dog while she is trapped on the other side of the window. Common affects caused on the dog are, but not limited to: whining, barking, whimpering, general anxiety caused by something you want being right outside your reach.
The squirrels outside our living room window were on aware of the squirrelmenting they were causing on the dog inside.
by Valuablecache October 26, 2019
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Squirrel Hunter

Someone who has a bad lazy eye giving them the ability to see the trees ,and ground as they walk.
Wow did you see that Squirrel Hunter.

Person 2: Yeah! i couldn't tell who she was looking at.
by blaytard November 2, 2021
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ewe squirrel

though they always denies it, they are an ewe squirrel
by willoww33 November 4, 2021
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Squirrel Puffin

Squirrel Puffin is when someone Farts into another person's mouth making their cheeks puff up like a squirrel.
I was with my girlfriend performing cunnilingus when she surprised me with a squirrel Puffin, I had sore cheeks for a week.
by IIT41II November 5, 2021
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