patrick star iq

A dumbass person who's iq is very low, he's being dumb.

exampledude1-yo dude i cant solve 5+11
exampledude2-*Sigh* you must be with patrick star iq

by meowtteo October 22, 2025

St Patrick’s Day

St Patrick’s Day is a common festivity by the northern people of Djibouti. During these celebrations, males and females dress up in tradiitional green pitfits tailored specially by Patrick, the town’s local sex offender. Patrick then proceeds to piss on the males and females as a blessing for good harvest after the party. In the party, the men and women get together in pairs in their tribes’ tents and proceed with the ritual: the men fill up their mouths with green coloured water and begin to fill up their womens’ vagina with said water. After reaching overfilling, the men then have to sit on their partners’ faces and the women use their tongues to braid the mens’ ass hairs into beautiful patterns. After the braiding, Patrick has to approve the braids and cut them off the men, after which he sticks them to his balls as he is castrated and can’t grow hair on his balls. This celebration is used for good harvest in the coming months as Djibouti’s climate is dry and hard to grow crops in.

Let’s go ti Djibouti. I want to try St Patrick’s Day.

by Macbeth’s Middle Ball November 8, 2025

Patrick Stewart's

Your balls, both of them.

Brad: Fuck man she kneed me right in my Patrick Stewart's
Dusty: ahh who we kidding yours are tiny don't worry about it (pulls down pants to show james and the gaint peach)

by 103.6 the mogga November 12, 2025

Patrick

Super sexy man that looks like yo mama his mind is full with **** and he’s really inappropriate

Lady 1- “dang who is that sexy man woman”
Lady 2-“oh… that’s Patrick”

by Mr Emil’s pp November 13, 2025

Patrick

Somebody who is extremely good at giving an anal prize and has huge dingleberries.

Want to go eat Patrick out.

by Olatunde Khalifa December 1, 2025

Patrick haney

The love of my life

I love you so much, "Patrick Haney"

by puppies&rainbows December 9, 2025

Patrick

The ugliest boy known to mankind he cant even get chuzz he is a fucking autistic little shit at the age of 5 he was thrown into the trashcan. he is so chinese that you need a magnifying glass to see his eyes no need to ask him to do your homework he is dumb as fuck and cant even do his own homework. Whenever people's pets go missing they expect him to have eaten their pets. He is just a little Ching CHong who says 1,5cm is average.

Wow your a patrick

by Hak tuah guy January 28, 2025