Metric fuck load

Precisely 69,420 kilograms typically delivered by rail cart.some by road train

Boss, we are low on aggregate. (Boss) “ next load coming through order a metric fuck load”

by Gooberdiesel October 30, 2025

Metric fuck load

Exactly 27351 kilos more that an metric fuck ton usually delivered by HD trucks or rail cart.

Boss: “Boy use this (f(x) = x - 27351) to calculate the amount of waste we produce to lower the amount of metric fuck loads we need to order”

by Gooberdiesel October 30, 2025

GTA loading screen

Named after the game "Grand Theft Auto", the slang term "GTA loading screen" refers to websites like time.is/Surabaya that constantly shows advertisings for women's underwear when your parents walk in — but only shows restrained types (and amounts) of advertisings whilst your parents are sleeping or busy with activities like gardening.

I was just trying to check the time on my phone, but when my parents walked in, I got hit with a total GTA loading screen, bombarded by ads for women's underwear like it was some kind of prank!

by Emotional Cruiser November 4, 2025

PTL (Pass the Load)

The act of sucking off a guy and immediately turning to another guy and begin kissing him while having the first guy’s load in your mouth.

At the gay orgy Alex enjoyed PTL (Pass the Load) by sucking off Brendan and passed it on to Jason with a creamy kiss.

by asscandi December 8, 2025

Alien Load

A toxic spray of tainted goo

Gizmo was known around these parts for shooting alien loads in bbw’s

by FudgeJock December 22, 2025

underly-loaded

Describing a bad, irritating, or unnecessarily stressful situation caused by the actions, presence, or incompetence of one or more people, likely results in a negative reaction whether by the person, or circumstances but could have been prevented had there been better judgement applied.

“Man this is underly-loaded!” “She’s underly-loaded, her mom promised to do her hair but welshed, and now she has to go to school tomorrow looking ridiculous!”

by Leroy Perkins January 4, 2026

Dump a hot load on my face

This is a very confusing term, as it can mean one of two very opposite things so you never know what you’re gonna get.

1.) when a man dumps fresh cum out of his weenier on to face

2.) when a man takes a huge juicy shit in your mouth

You see the danger of this word, right?

Nick: *uuuuugh* I’m gonna cum
Lucy: ok, baby, dump your hot load on my face
Nick: … what?
Lucy: dump a hot load on my face, nigga.
Nick: well ok.
Lucy: WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING!?! HOLY SH— MMMPH AHMMNPHAA
Nick: oh, fuck, this is actually fun *cums everywhere*

Lucy: I’M DIVORCING YOU— BLACPHTHMAHFGHAHNDPFT

by Sexy Shitster January 9, 2026