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speed Bump

speed Bump is a guy from Leicestershire who's been hit by a car 3 times up to now with minor injuries and often has no second thoughts about useing his fists. speed Bump will often think hes invincible or just the greatest person to ever live speed Bump can either be calm or a prick to you it all depends on how you treat him.
jhon/ yo bro you heard

Kaine/ about what

jhon/ speed Bump and his guys band that Roons guy from parks for being a nonce twat and mans called the pigs

Kaine/ ye i hured my man got away with it you know

John/ thats a madness g tho still
by Dr speed bump November 27, 2019
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Bump

A bump is when you go for a drive only to bop music. This is a practice that must be done weekly to maintain a steady health. Many people like to grab Popeyes if Fran let’s them whilst bumping.
Steven: yo you tryna go for a quick bump?
David: yeah let’s grab Popeyes too
Steven: 🗿
by Bumplebee November 27, 2019
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Bump dump

Jessica's had her bump dump, seen her stretch marks?
by Kleahey November 29, 2019
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bumping the gate

A fun pastime that usually involves two or more beings, living or dead. This act usually is progressed by horny teenagers and at times, results in a mini human.
Jane had done it AGAIN, she walked into her bedroom before pausing and listening, and on her bed, her siblings, bumping the gate, again.
by JakeFromStakeFarm April 29, 2019
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Bumping Fists

After school, Brad and James are gonna be bumping fists.
by Tayburdeded May 1, 2019
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keyboard bumping

To talk hot shit over yo phone/tablet/computer keyboard
Brianna: im deadass sick of Jasmine keyboard bumping

Angel: dead da shit, tell her to send the addy
by rarenigs June 4, 2019
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Thumbsy-Bump

When you and a bro each stick their thumb up their ass and bump knuckles while turned backwards
Me and and the bros always thumbsy-bump at the end of a party. Last night me and kyle did a frontwards thumbsy-bump, our dicks touched but no homo.
by Thumbsy-bumper June 19, 2019
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