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Nuttier than a Squirrel's lunch

Anyone who is remarkably bat-shit crazy, nuts or waaaayyyy beyond the eccentric
Tim: "Ugh, I have to spend the weekend with crazy grandpa Eugene."
John: "Oh, that one."
Tim: "Yeah, he's nuttier than a Squirrel's lunch."
by PlanetOceanReturns February 8, 2023
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Less than equals 3

good joke hahahah really funny ! Wowoow I like your attitude! Catch me outside next time at the park. Oops! Spilled my ravioli better pick it up with a spork! Let's now all collectively toss our spork into a carboard fucking box.

*On the next episode of Less than equals 3: Picollo turns into a supersaiyan and people of earth turn into namekians. The only way to save them is through the power of photosynthesis. We all our collective powers... sporks out*

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On the next episode of Less than equal 3....

the Box dies
by MEMESFORTHENIGHT October 9, 2023
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fresher than fresh

My dad was “fresher than fresh “in his gear today.
by MrCaramel71 October 15, 2023
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Straighter than a line

A term used to describe heterosexuals who are undoubtedly and fully heterosexual, showing not even the slightest trace of homosexuality or bisexuality
Person: Ayo, i got 100% straight on the gay test! I'm straighter than a line!

*He proceeds to make out with Lauren for 5 hours*
by SebaliMotherTrucker October 29, 2023
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Wetter Than Two Lesbians In A Broom Closet

an expression used to describe something very wet, of course referring to how two lesbians in a broom closet would probably do such acts as pegging, scissoring, etc.
"Wow. The hurricane sure hit you guys hard. It looks Wetter Than Two Lesbians In A Broom Closet in here."
by JackMasterBater November 9, 2023
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Hurt More Than A Gay Top After Anal Sex

in a whole mess of pain, referring to how a gay man's anus will probably be very unbearable pain-wise after he, does the dirty.
"My God is your bone sticking out of your head? You look Hurt More Than A Gay Top After Anal Sex."
by JackMasterBater November 9, 2023
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Miles Is better than Ben at basketball

Ben has small dog syndrome. This makes him a fierce opponent at basketball. Let’s just say he loves playing with balls. HOWEVER miles the gracious goat is far superior at ball games like basketball, football, sticky ball you name it. Uses this ancient pothagorithm we can intell that miles is a goat.
Miles is the goat ,far better at basketball reads the following definition. Miles comes from the Latin word snorting sugar. The goat originates from Yusuf slate. In simple miles the goat means facts bros. Miles is better than Ben at basketball simply means facts innit brov. Just a bit of vantage.
by Gaymer69amongUS9 November 13, 2023
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