Poo nap

When you go to the toilet, sit down and accidentally fall asleep.

Where’s Dave? He went to the toilet 3 hours ago? Must be having a poo nap!

by SirSweepy November 3, 2025

Italian nap

When you go to the local Italian joint in your area, then suddenly you realize you're covered in olive oil from the bread dipping. You then decide to go home and set up the slip and slide in bed and take her to poundtown, and then drizzle tiramisu all over her belly.

We hit up the best spot in town for some Lasagna. And then we rushed home to take an Italian nap.

by Importeater84ny November 13, 2025

Fart Nap

When you pretend to be sleeping so you can rip ass with no consequences.

“We know, Brandon ain’t sleeping. He’s always taking a fart nap.”

by Joe-Joeeee November 22, 2025

Kidnapping is an Easter egg, you look at your consumer electronics, take a nap, and wake up bully from---

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😱:Kidnapping is an Easter egg, you look at your consumer electronics, take a nap, and wake up bully from---

by InterpersonalCommunication February 20, 2025

Snappy nap

A quick midday nap to recharge your battery. It is not long, but just enough to get you through the day.

Hey Carl, I’m going to take a snappy nap, do not call and bother me for the next 30 minutes.

by Amanda‘s dad March 5, 2025

Duvey Nap

A much needed nap after doing a whole lot of NOTHING all day.

Person 1: Tell Duvey to hop on.
Person 2: I think he’s taking a Duvey nap

by Holden Tudix1 March 16, 2025

Nap

Having a nap is basically tidying things up.

So when someone says there or for a nap, they really mean their of to tidy things up.

I’m getting of now, I’m off forra nap.
You mean tidying things up?
Ye.

by HarryYoungGetsBummed November 23, 2021