errands hang

A date with a friend where you run errands together.

Jeff and I are having an errands hang today. We're hitting three stores, then going for breakfast.

by Tina Tales January 13, 2024

Low-hanging fruit farmer

Informal term for someone who only engages with easy, less challenging opportunities, while ignoring greater yet more difficult opportunities.

Etymology: Derived from the metaphor of "low-hanging fruit" representing effortless tasks or gains. Farmers, in this context, are individuals solely focused on these readily available options.

The marketing team are just a bunch of low-hanging fruit farmers, always chasing the latest trend instead of building long-term strategies.

by ubershmekel January 20, 2024

Hang balls

To stand around aimlessly doing nothing

The venue was in the middle of nowhere, so when we arrived for the concert two hours early, we had to hang balls until the doors opened.

by Corncakes January 20, 2024

Dad is helping me hang a shelf

When you and your father secretly perform homosexual cunnilingus under the guise of manual labor.

Hold on and give me a little while. my dad is helping me hang a shelf.

by SloppySeals January 25, 2024

we've been hanged!

Lied to for a useless reason to make money.

We've been hanged!!!!!!!!!!

by xdr5t3evq3q October 27, 2023

Hang out

Yeah!? That would be dope!

Hym "That would be doooope! Yeah, let's hang out! I need a secretary or something so I can schedule stuff like that. I need Shadow Garden! Er-Wait... It's implied that I already have Shadow Garden! So... Go! Do the thing! Make it happen!"

by Hym Iam October 31, 2023

Hanging Chad

After you take an explosive shit, and you flush, there’s still a piece of turd left clinging to the side or back of the toilet bowl.

After flushing, I noticed a Hanging Chad on the back of the toilet bowl

by Rinoia December 20, 2022