Punching the bird

Have a mans dick punched until it is numb and then proceeding to do the same to his balls

She was punching the bird all night.

by Tackling February 21, 2019

QUEER PUNCH

Getting punched daily to rid oneself of their queerness.

Dude, did Jimmy get his daily queer punch?

by GHIEY June 14, 2018

punch a radio

A phrase to describe pure anger over a small thing, mostly used while in a car

After discussing selzer water and Disney princesses Carrie got so mad she could punch a radio

by Carolpuddinpop June 18, 2018

Punching the clown

Masturbation jerking off whacking off jacking off

We were almost late to the party because Kyle was in the bathroom punching the clown for 15 minutes.

by 1234jennagirl August 3, 2018

Punched Lasagne

A vagina that has been well used.

Possible Bacterial Vaginosis.

It causes a smelly vaginal discharge that may resemble a “fishy” smell and may become stronger after sex. Some women may have a white or gray discharge.

"Tantric sex sessions have left my vagina looking like a punched lasagne."

by 🇨🇲 August 22, 2018

Punching Fog

When fucking a woman with a loose fanny.

Man, Sharon's fanny is so loose after 4 kids it's like punching fog.

by 2766 January 27, 2019

rolling with the punches

adjusting to difficult events as they happen.

"she never used to talk like that" said Jess
"Am I the only one rolling with the punches here, I like her" replied josephine.

by hermione53 May 25, 2018