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Patrick

Hot sexy man who will always be single cuz he has no bitches; always hard; always gay.
Patrick is so hot
by Skibidigonner December 16, 2024
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Patrick Arnold

A guy who suggests a group sex scenario, then “accidentally” finishes before anyone else gets started.
We were just getting into it when this dude Patrick Arnold’d and passed out with a Capri Sun.
by XXXBenedictArnold August 7, 2025
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Patrick's People

There's a white guy in Statesville NC who tries to get uneducated Blacks to get their GED through his Adult Learning Center. The majority of these people are criminals with long rap sheets. This is absolutely no benefit to anyone, but himself. He does this to boost his HUGE ego.
Did you hear about Tyrone robbing that convenience store and shooting the clerk last night?
Yeah! I sho did! At least he has a GED. He's one of Patrick's People, you know?
by Thinman529k August 30, 2025
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Patrick Arnold

That friend who talks a big open-relationship game until their partner actually gets more action than they do.
He was all poly until she had her first date. Then he pulled a Patrick Arnold and started quoting attachment theory.
by Peggy Shippen September 9, 2025
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Patrick McMaster

A guy with a huge penis, gets all the ladies and just loves the hub.....

Nothing bothers this but a sex machine, he cant help himself.
Dude 1: Oh have you ever met Patrick McMaster?
Dude 2: no, is he a good bloke?
Dude 1: fuck yeah i love patrick mcmaster
by panivoewv September 17, 2025
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Patrick Arnold

“To pull a Patrick Arnold” – To betray the sexual vibe in a deeply unserious, self-sabotaging way.
Bro pulled a Patrick Arnold and turned on Coldplay during the orgy.
by John André September 30, 2025
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Patrick

Patrick /ˈpætɹɪk/, v. where a person performs an action repeatedly that exhibits a severe lack of short-term memory retention.

Named after the index case, Patrick Star of Spongebob Squarepants fame, where Mr. Star's repertoire included many such actions, including "That's not my wallet", where the person agrees to every indicia of an original point, while disagreeing on face with the original point; or "I'm going to eat mine now!", wherein the person forgets they consumed an item in full, and then makes an attempt to eat the item again.

This is an effective debate tactic, because the person operating from this position completely believes (or is presumed to completely believe) what it is they are saying and doing, complicating a good-faith discussion.
I just patricked that whole candy bar.

Congratulations on patricking the whole argument for twenty-five minutes. We're back to square one now.
by Sosumi, Inc. October 18, 2025
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