March 16

Lips Appreciation Day!

"Bro did u even use lip balm today"
"Nah,y should I?"
"It's March 16th"
"Ahhh shit"

by Sw4ghett1 December 3, 2022

March 27

National Gigachads Day, if you were born on this date you are The GigaChad.

He was born on march 27?! That explains the gigachad energy surrounding him!

by Hero craft1 November 21, 2021

march 18th

many tragedies occurred on March 18th throughout the years, one of the most notable ones being my birth, in 1997

“oh no, she’s born on march 18th!”

by imurderdolls November 21, 2021

March 17th

The day when the best person was born

Hey imagine being born on March 17th, you would be really cool and sexy then

by Peninsula55 July 4, 2022

March 22

People born on this day have the biggest and best dick. People mostly fantasize on how the dick of someone born on this day could fit.

Person 1:”Ayy what day is it”

Person 2:”My birthday March 22”

Person 1:”Ohhh that’s why it’s big”

by BigMommyMilkerMan May 4, 2022

March 22

People born on this day have the biggest and best dick. People often fantasize on how people born this day will be able to fit their big fat juicy dick in you.

Person 1:”Ayyy buddy what day is it”

Person 2:”My birthday March 22”

Person 1:”Ohhh that’s why it’s so big and juicy”

Person 1:”I ain’t gay but my homie need some pleasure”

by BigMommyMilkerMan May 4, 2022

No Murder March

'No Murder March' is when in the month of March you have to hold back your urges and commit no heinous crimes of murder.

Jim: "Bro have you seen Harold recently? I think he went missing"
Harold: "Sorry there brother I failed 'No Murder March' my bad!"
Jim: "You fail every year!!!"

by ParkingMeter02 November 12, 2022