Man 1: Does anyone else hear that whistling sound?
Man 2: Oh, that's just Jason. He has a 13" cock.
Man 1: Ahhh. Well yeah, I'd whistle all day long also.
Man 2: Oh, that's just Jason. He has a 13" cock.
Man 1: Ahhh. Well yeah, I'd whistle all day long also.
by 4nimosity October 17, 2020
Get the Jason mug.A man who is partially deaf, but still whistles all day long because he's packing a 13 inches - so life is great.
Man 1: Does anyone else hear that whistling sound?
Man 2: Oh, that's just Jason. He has a 13" cock.
Man 1: Ahhh. Well yeah, I'd whistle all day long also.
Man 2: Oh, that's just Jason. He has a 13" cock.
Man 1: Ahhh. Well yeah, I'd whistle all day long also.
by 4nimosity October 17, 2020
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This name belongs to a good man, father, and soulmate. He doesn't believe in himself most of the time, however those around him know better. He can make you laugh and leave you wanting. Jason's usually have gorgeous blond hair and blue eyes with the depth of the ocean. He will make you feel complete and will help you achieve the dream! If you ever meet a Jason, hold onto him!
Sarah: Did you see Jason over there?
Sam: Yeah, he's that new kid right?
Sarah: Yeah, did you see those eyes?
Sam: Sure did, he's got some distinctive orbs there..
Sarah: IKR?!?
Sam: Yeah, he's that new kid right?
Sarah: Yeah, did you see those eyes?
Sam: Sure did, he's got some distinctive orbs there..
Sarah: IKR?!?
by REBel Siren October 20, 2020
Get the JASON mug.When a sick and twisted individual shaves his head and eyebrows and proceeds to give the most disgusting head to another man. This act usually ends in the receiver killing the giver.
Gordon - Yo why that dude look like that lmao
Rick - That’s a Bald Head Jason. He standing outside that Bear bar.
Rick - That’s a Bald Head Jason. He standing outside that Bear bar.
by G6Saitin July 10, 2022
Get the Bald Head Jason mug.If You Are My Hubby Jason Cullum This is for you Because all you've done for me So I Want To share that With The World ^^/ LOVE You ! , Jason Is Very Funny,Kind,Handson, Shy, Sexy , Caring,Hates PUNS -.- I'm Very PunAmal >: HEH HEH ..... Even Though I suck at Math You Helped Me with Math Back in High School Back When You asked Me To Marry You , I Hide something from you .... I Bought Three Breakfast Bureroes And I Bought Them with You're Credit Card Sorry Love you thought , Jason Likes to Have sex Time to time But still He is the Best ^.^^ALSO JASON IF YOU'ŕe READING This .... I'M PREGNANT !! LOVE YOU !!!! TO THE MOON AND BACK
by Little Family July 15, 2022
Get the Jason mug.an absolute bitch with a good actor
This idiot tried to kill eddie munson and lucas sinclair in stranger things
Then he split in half and died
This idiot tried to kill eddie munson and lucas sinclair in stranger things
Then he split in half and died
by Luke124 July 16, 2022
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