Italian snorkel

Roman meat helmet with penis into the mouth

She wanted a Roman meat helmet but I gave her an Italian snorkel

by Smellyalater September 23, 2023

Golden Italian

A drunk Italian-American (typically male) who deliberately urinates in his pants instead of getting up to use the bathroom.

Marc's barstool is continously soaked in piss because he's a Golden Italian who thinks giving himself a Golden Shower is better than pissing in a urinal and losing his seat.

by Hot Franklin July 5, 2023

Toni The Italian

When a boy does something non-acceptable the legend says that a tall, buff Italian man by the name Toni will rape said boy in the arse with his 16 inch Johnson.

"I will do something that will a lotta people off"
"Be Carefull, or Toni The Italian will get ya!"

by Geoffthehomosexualskeleton July 25, 2023

Italian Whisperer

An old Italian woman who whispers loudly, so that everyone can hear her and in turn, embarrasses herself and everyone around her

Everyone heard my what my mom was saying because she is an Italian Whisperer

by anonymous August 3, 2023

Italian Whisperer

An old Italian woman who thinks she is whispering but speaks so loudly that everyone can hear; in turn, embarrassing herself and everyone around her

Everyone heard what my mom said because she is an Italian whisperer.

by anonymous August 3, 2023

Italian dip

To put some grated parmasean cheese in between the gums and lower lip

Before leaving Olive Garden, I took a pinch of grated parmasean to have an italian dip

by -anonymous15 October 27, 2019

Italian Christmas

Eating out a girl (while she is eating any fish but salmon) and he eats a tuna sandwich afterwards.

I was eating her out while she was having a full tuna sandwich, as opposed to a Panera "Half-sandwich half soup" and that's what I call an Italian Christmas

by SpaceZambonie November 10, 2020