Hog ponding

Similar to diarrhea where the first poop being held back is a little turd followed by a massive dam of liquid sludge that bust loose after the initial hog has escaped. Normally there are corn fragments intermingled with said liquid. This mainly happens when person is sick.

Hey Will, are you feeling sick? Yeah I'm hog ponding at the moment.

Look at that guy... he looks like he's hog ponding.

by Will99912 January 2, 2025

frosty hog

The act of taking your penis and dipping the tip of it into an alcoholic Baja Blast from Taco Bell to prevent premature ejaculation.

"I was having sex with my girlfriend the other night and thought I was gonna nut 5 minutes in. Luckily I was able to pull out the old frosty hog and it was smooth sailing from there."

by frosty pete January 3, 2025

Hog-ball

To swiftly perform an action, disregarding any potential risks and consequences that may come with doing said action.

Person 1: This test is hard as shit, how am I supposed to finish it within 10 minutes?

Person 2: Just hog-ball it bro, trust me

Person 1: Why not, let's do this

*Person 1 completes the remaining test questions in under a minute, not knowing all the answers he picked were wrong.*

by Mr. Defender January 14, 2025

Hog Bag

When you have been out drinking all day and night. When it's finally time to eat. You hit a drive thru, or order Door Dash. Making an order big enough for 8 people. Making sure to completely stuff your self. While eating your food like you are eating from a Hog Trough.

I just made a McDonald's order that cost 37.50. That's what I call a Hog Bag. Then preceded to stuff all 6 burgers, 3 large fries, and 30 chicken nuggets down my throat

by Gold Standard 1 January 15, 2025

Crank The Hog

Masturbating aggressively, often times in a corporate setting

“I mean hey man, I don’t have a real job so what else am I gonna do other than crank the hog for 2 hours in the bathroom?” - Gebge

by anonymous June 16, 2025

Rim Hog

The Rim Hog tends to appear at gay orgies where he sucks out and licks up every load deposited in a cum dump. He does this in a voracious manner as if starved for cum nourishment.

Did you see Nicky at the orgy last night? He must have sucked up 20+ loads from that one guy! Bro's a Rim Hog!

by Zodo5 June 27, 2025

HOG nesta

a bump back whale who only eats fats and meat without exercise so be prepared to see some it come out looking like it's about it explode. It's natural habitat is the kitchen or the bedroom that looks like a prison where it belongs. It's also a "lesbian" so it's apart of the mentally ill spectrum.

"omg papa looks what is that thing in the zoo"

"Oh that, it's just a HOG nesta eating fats and lying on the floor like a hump back whale"

by Sleepymuch? July 2, 2025