Marvel Boner

Getting an erection before, during and after watching “Avengers - Infinity War” and keeping it hard by rewatchng all Marvel movies just to go see the movie again.

Dude! I’m so stoked to go see the new Avengers movie “Avengers - Infinity wars” that I’ve had a Marvel Boner for days! Let’s go watch it, you’ll see what I mean!

by Toonis May 31, 2018

boner oven

A woman's vagina.

Can't wait to go home and insert my penis into my wife's boner oven. I creampied in my side hoe's boner oven last night, it was great.

by penishandle June 4, 2018

hell boner

A hell boner is that one awkward boner you get when you least expect it and then it just refuses to go down and even hurts if you get more excited.

Dude: Yo bro, come meet me down stairs for some Fortnite.
Bro: I can't get up right now, I've got a hell boner that's refusing to go down.
Dude: rip

by xerb May 2, 2019

Boner toss

Boner toss is a type of throw in baseball when u put your arm straight back and turn it in to a catapult

We cal it the boner toss, because it’s hard as hell, and it’ll get you in the eye if you ain’t lookin

by Narcfucc May 30, 2019

Minion Boner

Minion Boner; A photo of an oddly hairy minion with a massive erection.

Guy 1: "Yo dude did you see that minion with that raging boner I sent in the discord?"
Guy 2: "Yeah man, that was definitely a Minion Boner."
Guy 1: "I got super turned on."
Guy 2: "Me too dude."

by Jman030303 June 15, 2019

Nerd Boner

A nerdy attraction to a game or comic

Yo, I have such a nerd boner for the new Monster Hunter game

by Purest Dragon December 15, 2017

boner abuse

Lazy Sunday wife teases all day. Makes you have multiple boners. Wife says "we can't do it right now. We have to wait until kids are in bed. She falls asleep before kids.

Just say no to boner abuse!

by ZeketheZookeeper April 9, 2017