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Texas Birthday

One person lays on their back and puts their legs over the head. Another squats over this person and tea bags their scrotum and testicles into the person on their back's anus. The person on their back with their legs over their head then should fart our the testicles. Both people then exclaim happy birthday as if getting a Yahtzee
Steve and I picked up a six pack after work and are gonna have ourselves a regular Texas Birthday.
by Pastalover4life March 23, 2024
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Birthday Suprise

When you come home from a hard day at work and find your girlfriend in the pile driver position with a lit sparkler inserted into her anus. After which you proceed to remove the lot sparkler and perform anal sex whilst holding said sparkler
by Thecooltaters June 25, 2021
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Norwegian birthday cake

The act of having a woman lay on her back, while your pelvic region is positioned over her mouth. While she is performing oral sex on you. Force penis down her throat untill gagging, pull out to let her breathe, as she gasps for air,release a fart. She will immedietly inhale the gas you released. Sit back on her chest as she vomits on your penis (hence blowing out the candle)
Timmy gave Betty sue some very rough oral sex and farted in her face which made her blow the candle out at the end (vomit on his penis) he performed the Norwegian birthday cake.
by O'll dirty Joe Lopez January 24, 2026
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Sapphire Birthday

A Sapphire Birthday is a once-in-a-lifetime birthday that occurs when a person’s birth date matches the full numeric year of the calendar.

It marks a rare moment when time “echoes” your birth, often symbolizing reflection, completion, and the beauty of aging with clarity and depth—much like a sapphire, which represents wisdom, truth, and enduring strength.
For example, someone born on February 26 celebrates their Sapphire Birthday on February 26, 2026—the only time their day and month align exactly with the year itself.
by kim1champ February 6, 2026
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birthday boy

A form of crybullying where a person provokes someone and then immediately acts weak to make them look like the bad guy.
I dated a 5'8 guy who'd taunt every jacked, 6'3 bro he met until they'd pull their fist back to beat him up, whereupon my ex would go
"heyheyheyyy c'maahn I'm a little guy, I'm just a little guyy, noo, it's also my birthday, l'm a little birthday boy" & it somehow always worked
by RappinPicard February 11, 2026
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Birthday Salsa

The resulting period blood from having sex on your period.
Yeah last night was fun and all but we got birthday salsa all over the sheets.
by DilapidatedGardenEel February 12, 2026
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