Baking an ass

Commonly used in reference to problems with technology, derived from phrases like “my wifi connection stinks”.

I can’t connect to the game right now, my computer is baking an ass.

by Moist Bones Damp Socks October 8, 2020

bake my bacon

When you leave your cock inside while she gets wet and greasy.

Hey girl, you ready to bake my bacon?

by Luüb October 10, 2020

cloud bake

To prevent the exit of any smoke from one room or vehicle when smoking marijuana. Causes the room or vehicle to become filled with smoke.

We rolled up all the windows in the car to cloud bake it.

by Chillz147 April 15, 2017

baked potato

the act of scaring someone so bad that they shit themselves thereby creating what looks like a large baked potato on their pants.

I scared Rob so bad he had a baked potato.

by darthdaddydaadfgasfdhgjhgdkg April 24, 2017

Premature Baking

When you try to fix a situation you've gotten yourself into, and you end up fixing it faster than you thought you would. Referring to when you eat a cake mix before baking it, yet it still ends up being nice

'Dude I was just premature baking on this girl I cheated on it totally worked'

by jdochert April 25, 2017

Baked potato

In general, when a person who isn't the most attractive gets "baked", or high.

Tom: Man, last night was lit!
Jeff(the slightly unattractive one): Yeah, but I have work tomorrow..
Tom: It's alright, man. You're already a baked potato anyway. I'm sure no one will notice.

by That_user_with_a_name April 28, 2017

the old baked plum

Bum.

From Cockney rhyming slang. Usually used to describe where a gay man 'gets it'

"Have you heard Murphy likes it up the old baked plum"

by Fruitybutt May 3, 2017