June 15

June 15 is the middle of June

yk what else happens in the middle of June?
The late nights in the middle of June
where sometimes all I think about is you…
Heatwaves been faking me out..

“I burn you” “you melt me”

Person 1: Hey it’s June 15 and it’s late at night
Person 2: I’m dnfing rn

by turthing4lyfee June 15, 2024

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Ar-15

That's why guns bad!

Hym "Heheheh Ar-15"

by Hym Iam July 15, 2024

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Midnight 15

When it's midnight or later and a guy gets hungry for junk food. You got to cut the carbs and stick to protein to not become a fat loser guy. Don't eat carb rich foods. Stick to protein rich foods and healthy fats and exercise and fruits and vegetables and meats. No sodas at midnight or pies or fries or any of that junk.

Steve: I'm going to diet.

Tony: Me too. Watch out for the Midnight 15! It's when you eat a lot at midnight or later and then get fat.
Steve: What's the worst that could happen?

Steve: I'm going to eat cheeseburgers with triple bread and extra fries and a huge soda.

Tony: I'm going to switch out the buns of cheeseburgers with carb smart buns and eat a lot less fries and also a diet soda. I'm also going to make a onion and avocado salad.

*1 month later.

Steve: Aw man! I gained 9lbs.

Tony: Yes! I lost 7lbs.

Steve: Why?!

Tony: Haha! You're a fat loser!

by HawaiianPunch1 August 12, 2024

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