snapping turtle

When a guy mouth fucks a girl so hard, he snaps her neck.

Man, I knew Tyrone's monster cock was going to give her the snapping turtle sooner or later.

by Doug E. Fresh Barcelona December 10, 2007

mud turtle

A girl who grew up in a trailer park that's cute, but only because she's completely fake and covers herself in make-up. She's a 9.5 at night, but a 6.3 in the morning. You never want to bring this girl home to mom. Probably has a couple STD's and been scraped several times. Only has sex on the first night and is out of place in most social settings. You can never take the trailer park out of her.

G: TJ just met that trick at the bar and went to her double-wide for some fun tonight.
T: Which girl?
G: The one in the hooters t-shirt and Dale Earnhardt hat with the baby in her arms.
T: That girl is such a mud turtle.
G: Well, TJ is known as the mud turtle rancher.

by T-Pain Mac October 9, 2008

Turtle weed

1. Chlorodesmis fastigiata - beautiful sea plant known to feed on algae.

2. Shrek Bush - Nasty coloured pubes.

That chick looks goth but undressed she's got turtle weed.

by Turtleturtle August 9, 2008

turtle gang

A gang created in da school rivalry is crab gang and dolphin gang Turtle gang gets most respect so JOIN!!!

Gangbanger im turtle gang give me your money
Civilian why did you even ask just take it aĺl

by TurtleGangBitch March 15, 2017

Turtle Wax

To take such an extremely long time to "wax" (have sex with) a girl that the progress is compared to the slow speed of a turtle.

Luke: "Man I really like Elaina!"
Flow: "Did you wax it yet?"
Luke: "Not yet..."
Flow: "Haha... Another turtle wax!"

by Flow of XplctFlow February 21, 2011

Box Turtle

A group or set of 15. Like "dozen," box turtle is a word to represent an integer.

"I'll take four black coffees and a dozen doughnuts... Wait, no, make that a box turtle doughnuts."

by James Ebbs September 29, 2009

ninja turtle

A prank that works especially well in winter. When you're driving your friends around and you spot a steaming sewer grate you stop over the grate and allow the car to fill up with sewer steam.

Jim pulled the ninja turtle on us last night but he was the one who started puking.

by chessthecat August 9, 2010