rusty bongwater

What you get when you use a metal bong.

The myth, the man, the legend.
My dixie wrecked.

Rusty Bongwater - may your eyes be red and your budz green.

by Rustybongwater April 14, 2021

rusty mazzorella

A used tampon that is fried and served with marinara sauce.

My girlfriend gave me a rusty mazzorella stick to hold me over till dinner

by Kb11223344 April 27, 2021

RUSTY TUCKER

The act of a man fucking a person in the ass and when he pulls out with a shit covered dick he tucks it in between his legs to look like a woman.

Taylor performed a rusty tucker with Dom last night.

by Taytaygaygay July 21, 2023

Rusty's Special

When your man works for Rusty's towing and as he gets in his cab for work, you give him the best reacharound of his life before his cheeks hit the seat.

He was about to leave but I gave him a Rusty's Special.

by Deedeeismycat July 22, 2023

Rusty Jalapeño

Covering your penis in hot sauce, and then proceeding to have anal sex with your partner.

I gave my partner a rusty jalapeño, and found myself in a van down by the river.

by Dead Harrison July 27, 2023

A Rusty Bowers

Named after lifelong republican Rusty Bowers who testified during the January 6th Congressional hearings...

When you are censured by your own political party after brief but poignant moment of conscientiousness.

"Any republican who speaks out against Trump can expect a Rusty Bowers."

by Kevin Sorbo's Conscience July 20, 2022

The Rusty Wiggle

An unconscious squirming motion that is sometimes the result of anal leakage due to overconsumption of Greek Yogurt.

I've had yogurt for breakfast all week and now I'm doing the Rusty Wiggle.

by @JESTERWUZHERE March 3, 2022