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slower than a tax rebate

In Ireland - a term used to describe or to ridicule a useless person/apprentice on a building site.
(As suggested, a tax rebate takes some time in Ireland)
"Hurry the fuck up and mix up that mortar, you're slower than a tax rebate!"
by Mark28392 September 4, 2012
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busier than stink on a bum's nut sack

By definition, an extremely popular and busy form of private enterprise.
Mohr: Hey Chris, do you want to grab some smoked meat at Schwartz's?

Walken: Let me tell you pal, you'll never get a table in there tonight. That place is busier than stink on a bum's nut sack!
by Skeletor's Havoc Staff August 1, 2013
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poorer than a country mouse

Someone approaches you in the street for a donation of some sort...
response: sorry I am poorer than a country mouse. it get the message across.
by The Original Country Mouse March 23, 2011
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Slicker than Gopher Guts on a Garden Gate

to describe something so slippery and slick that it will slide off of any surface, or a person who is so untrustworthy and clearly greasy that they gleam in the sun.
"You heard about Donny snitching to the cops?"

"Yeah. That dude was always slicker than gopher guts on a garden gate."

"Real Talk"
by DJAJ Dubsac November 9, 2011
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Sexier than socks on a blind rooster

youre sexier than socks on a blind rooster, so sexy and hot
blake is sexier than socks on a blind rooster!
by bigbootybitchesbeonmydick March 3, 2023
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moronest than that

How a --- how can I say this with modern-day "politically correct" delicacy? --- "conscientiously challenged" person disgustedly/jealously describes someone else who is refusing to go along wif da speaker's less-than-proper wishes, and thus said looser-moraled grumbler views said diligently-truthful citizen as being an idiot.
Da lazy lumbering advantage-taking dudes at Possum Lodge don't consider their disgracefully-unfeeling behavior to be actually conniving or deceitful; they describe themselves as merely having "modest morals". They derisively refer to Red Green's nerdy-and-constantly-protesting/disapproving nephew Harold as being "moronest than that", however, and so for quite a few years they despised and ridiculed him, since his unshakable personal integrity and super-dedicated caring for da environment so blatantly "showed them up" and made them feel ashamed and unworthy. Once Harold landed a cushy $60,000-per-year job in da local government, however, said indolent opportunistic unemployment-check-dependent louts suddenly "got all buddy-buddy" wif Harold, and openly/enthusiastically told each other what an awesome and wonderful guy he was.
by QuacksO March 8, 2023
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better than y and z

better than y and z means the W is all you or anyone should and or will rightfully ever need here, now, or in the immediate or near future.
Man, I tried them all a-z , and now I'm setting a broken laptop straight, W is by far way better than y and z.
by anonymous March 16, 2023
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