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slower than a tax rebate

In Ireland - a term used to describe or to ridicule a useless person/apprentice on a building site.
(As suggested, a tax rebate takes some time in Ireland)
"Hurry the fuck up and mix up that mortar, you're slower than a tax rebate!"
by Mark28392 September 4, 2012
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busier than stink on a bum's nut sack

By definition, an extremely popular and busy form of private enterprise.
Mohr: Hey Chris, do you want to grab some smoked meat at Schwartz's?

Walken: Let me tell you pal, you'll never get a table in there tonight. That place is busier than stink on a bum's nut sack!
by Skeletor's Havoc Staff August 1, 2013
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poorer than a country mouse

Someone approaches you in the street for a donation of some sort...
response: sorry I am poorer than a country mouse. it get the message across.
by The Original Country Mouse March 23, 2011
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Slicker than Gopher Guts on a Garden Gate

to describe something so slippery and slick that it will slide off of any surface, or a person who is so untrustworthy and clearly greasy that they gleam in the sun.
"You heard about Donny snitching to the cops?"

"Yeah. That dude was always slicker than gopher guts on a garden gate."

"Real Talk"
by DJAJ Dubsac November 9, 2011
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Nuttier than a Squirrel's lunch

Anyone who is remarkably bat-shit crazy, nuts or waaaayyyy beyond the eccentric
Tim: "Ugh, I have to spend the weekend with crazy grandpa Eugene."
John: "Oh, that one."
Tim: "Yeah, he's nuttier than a Squirrel's lunch."
by PlanetOceanReturns February 8, 2023
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Less than equals 3

good joke hahahah really funny ! Wowoow I like your attitude! Catch me outside next time at the park. Oops! Spilled my ravioli better pick it up with a spork! Let's now all collectively toss our spork into a carboard fucking box.

*On the next episode of Less than equals 3: Picollo turns into a supersaiyan and people of earth turn into namekians. The only way to save them is through the power of photosynthesis. We all our collective powers... sporks out*

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On the next episode of Less than equal 3....

the Box dies
by MEMESFORTHENIGHT October 9, 2023
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fresher than fresh

My dad was “fresher than fresh “in his gear today.
by MrCaramel71 October 15, 2023
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