An obfuscating line of argument intended to distract from the issue at hand by throwing out minor distractions scurrying in all directions away from the truth. Coined on Twitter by Asha Rangappa during DNI congressional testimony on September 26, 2019.
I was caught red-handed bribing a foreign official, so I quickly dropped a squirrel grenade to get congress to look into the former Vice President, his son's business dealings, and insufficient european foreign aid.
by P.N. Threnady September 26, 2019
Get the Squirrel Grenade mug.Oh man,I finally got around to cleaning the Chevy after St Pats parade and it looks like Toby left me another skinned squirrel on the floormat.
by bruno gaboni April 2, 2018
Get the skinned squirrel mug.Being squirelled,led on a seemingly harmless task that goes magically ary! Lead to water and left to own devices and end up building a superstructure to pour a simple glass of water!
To be squirrelled is When your ADHD GF sets you up knowing you have squirrel moments just like she does! Then she snickers as I wonder around the Forrest looking at what she started saying and gotten lost in my own thoughts of sparkly, colourful things!
by Hyrotig May 25, 2018
Get the to be squirrelled mug.A squirrel ran across the road, dodged one car, then jumped up and it became a exploding squirrel...because it hit a car of coarse.
by applejuice time January 9, 2018
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Starting a project and something shiny distracts you
Starting a project and something shiny distracts you
by Dasez September 17, 2017
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