jork off

when you smell some nise cheese in yor back yard and you go to see it and it turns you on so hard and you stick yor peepee in the cheese and it feel so nise

dude i see some nise cheese i need to jork off

by jondamnit June 1, 2017

Japping Off

The act of constantly discussing one's life with regard to college applications often in a passively competitive nature with one's peers.

Guy: "Yeah man, I collected about three hours, of community service yesterday, I just hope I can keep up my top 5% class rank with all of my extracurriculars. What about you? What did you get on your SAT again?"

Guy #2: "No one cares about your college shit bro. Stop japping off.""

by Shugamoe September 13, 2012

carry off

To pull something off i.e. get away with something and make it look normal, or even cool. Often a look, or a style that shouldn't normally work.

He can carry off a cheap suit.

She's fit enough to carry it off.

by michkaka October 13, 2013

Jagging Off

An otherworldly sense of euphoria upon watching the Jacksonville Jaguars destroy any team that dares to challenge them

Did you see what Trevor Lawrence did to the Chargers last weekend?? Had me jagging off all weekend!

by Tiltlord6977 January 17, 2023

Naff Off

like saying piss off but in a more joking and friendly term. Usually used when someone is making a rude (but joking) remark about you.

'ooo you look grumpy'

'naff off'

by ewgvwg April 19, 2006

cheesed off

to express frustration

arg, im so cheesed off with this version of pacman, i can never eat that darned strawberry in time.

by beangirl March 6, 2007

f off

it means fuck off
thats all it means its plain and simple and used when your words are censored like in online chatrooms and gaming and in public places like school.

f off and die biatch translates to fuck off and die bitch
the "bad" words are replaced or omitted so you can get you point across when someone pisses you off.

Person 1 "your ugy"
Person 2 " f off"

by gina#1 April 10, 2006