by Bigred8 June 20, 2025
Get the Pillow muff mug.I woke up to my friend Maya asking her, "What are you doing?" She said, "Im just muff punching you." I stated, "Your pubes are rubbing against me."
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Get the Muff Punch mug.The female equivalent of Manspreading. The act of sitting with one's legs wide open, particularly while wearing a dress or skirt, so that the "muff" (crude term for a woman's genitals) is open to the air or "blasting" the room.
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Ian had a hard day at work. When returning home before shutting off the car he stripped down and got down on all fours. Than proceeded to give his car a muff blumpkin.
by Voltawolf77 August 16, 2025
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Origin: The phrase was first coined in Malia, Crete, summer 2002 by DJ Keiran B.
During a poolside argument, a Glaswegian holidaymaker insulted Keiran in front of a large crowd. Noticing that her bikini bottoms weren’t covering everything, Keiran replied with the perfect comeback:
“Furry Muff.”
The crowd burst out laughing, the situation was instantly diffused. Later that night, while DJing, he repeated the phrase on the mic and it became the saying of the summer. Holidaymakers carried it back to the UK, where it spread into popular slang.
Example:
“Don’t fancy another pint?”
“Furry muff.”
Origin: The phrase was first coined in Malia, Crete, summer 2002 by DJ Keiran B.
During a poolside argument, a Glaswegian holidaymaker insulted Keiran in front of a large crowd. Noticing that her bikini bottoms weren’t covering everything, Keiran replied with the perfect comeback:
“Furry Muff.”
The crowd burst out laughing, the situation was instantly diffused. Later that night, while DJing, he repeated the phrase on the mic and it became the saying of the summer. Holidaymakers carried it back to the UK, where it spread into popular slang.
Example:
“Don’t fancy another pint?”
“Furry muff.”
by Glenn woods September 25, 2025
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Get the Double Muff mug.In short, to cut off poor quality audio.
To "cut" something means to remove or eliminate it and "muff" is short for muffle or muffled. In this case it is in reference to audio.
The idiom "Cut the Muff" is an amusing way to tell someone that their mic or audio output is muffled or unclear.
To "cut" something means to remove or eliminate it and "muff" is short for muffle or muffled. In this case it is in reference to audio.
The idiom "Cut the Muff" is an amusing way to tell someone that their mic or audio output is muffled or unclear.
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