Guatemalan breakfast

When two females shave their heads and pour syrup on their tits.Then the male continues to ejaculate into their eyes while dipping waffles on the females heads and shoving them up his anal cavity.

I had such an amazing Guatemalan Breakfast this morning,I won't be able to shit sideways for a few months!

by Twisted peddler 90 April 5, 2017

breakfast crime

a crime that's almost not a crime, like a misdemeanor.

"Lets take a shortcut through this private field, trespassing is a breakfast crime."

by 2High2BeTakenCereal April 11, 2017

Breakfast Sausage

A micropenis that was doing anal, but got shat all over by the female partaking in the intercourse.

"I like a man that's up to have his dick become a breakfast sausage, you know what I mean?"

by Breakfast Sausage With Nut Pls April 18, 2017

breakfast bandit

A person who, at an all you can eat buffet, will fill their plate and more with food in the early hours of the morning

Oh look, we better get up to grab our food now the breakfast bandit is here

by Jahahhahap April 19, 2017

breakfast mcnasty

The act of funneling syrup down a taco shaped French toast in between the lips of the vagina ending in the mouth of another already full of eggs and bacon

Me and Jasmine just had the dirtiest, slimiest breakfast mcnasty.

by Thehamburgular79 April 26, 2017

royal english breakfast

Waking your girl up to a hearty, quality breakfast with some eggs and sausage because shes a woman who deserves respect. Hah just kidding, its putting your dick between two english muffins, just how the queen would like it.

Damn, I gave Becky quite the Royal English Breakfast this morning. She liked that i added gooch butter for taste.

by Eeeeeeeen May 27, 2017

Lunch for breakfast

The act of having sexual intercourse prior to the time of 12:00 pm; typically immediately after waking up.

John: What did you and Sally do this morning?

Geoff: We had some lunch for breakfast... and then I made us some hashbrowns.

by Tdar69 September 18, 2017