Apple Syndrome

is a condition in which a person bases their personal image, diet, electronic devices, clothing, and other aspects of their lives on the misconceived deductive “theory” of a meme.

People who suffer from Apple Syndrome show symptoms of :

Wear Rasta colors but know nothing about Haile Selassie (Rastafari).

Buy Apple products because they don't want to understand how real computers work.

Talk about organic food being better for you but don't have any facts to back up how it's good for you, who grew it, or how it was grown.

Christians who can't tell you anything past the ten commandments and John 3:16.

Don't wear Che shirts sarcastically.

See Also Hipsters.

by Grey Polar Bear September 4, 2013

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Apple Dirty

An alcoholic beverage.

1 part Whiskey
1 part Margarita mix

For best results, use Crown Royal.
Discovered At Indiana University
Drank by Gentlemen. Sip responsibly.

Damn, this apple juice is being dirty to me!

That's cause it's an Apple Dirty.

by Manwiche December 17, 2011

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kangaroo apples

Testicles

Gee, that hipster's pants are so tight you can see his kangaroo apples

by unabridged September 28, 2011

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Apple Turnover

Where one of the female gender straddles a man’s neck enjoying the vibrations of his Adams apple while he happily hums sings or whale calls

Hey Luv Let me give you an apple turnover…

by Bumblebeesadventures March 27, 2023

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Apple-Panning

When a restaurant raises its prices while lowering its quality. The term comes from the notable Los Angeles restaurant "The Apple Pan" that was notorious for Apple-Panning.

That used to be my go-to poke place but they started Apple-Panning.

by DF9119 April 23, 2023

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