John the soft sword

Your friend named John who has a soft sword pretty plain and simple.

JOHN THE SOFT SWORD: Your friend named John who has a soft sword pretty plain and simple. Why is your sword soft?

by GoBlueMrBrightside December 7, 2023

soft lowercase f

Soft Lowercase F is the best person to ever deserved by her pet, Jae. She shall win all awards and be the number one!

Person 1: Ever heard of Soft Lowercase F?
Person 2: Uh, yea?
Person 1: She really makes good content! You should subscribe to her in YT!
Person 2: Okie Dokie!

by CoroTheCatto December 3, 2022

soft hook

regular day job and hooks at nite and on the side

not a regular hooker, shes a soft hook

by nick the December 4, 2022

soft-on

a "soft-on" is when the male penis fills with blood but not enough that would make the penis begin to get erect. The penis swells - but there's no visible elevation yet.

I was thinking about this babe at school and the teacher called me to the chalkboard. Luckily i only had a soft-on so I could stand up and walk to the board without being embarrassed.

by belairjeff December 9, 2022

Soft seen

Reacting to a message with an emoji rather than replying. Often considered less aggressive than leaving someone on seen.

I felt bad for Tom so I gave him a soft seen so I don't hurt his feelings.

by Terry Thinge December 22, 2022

soft knacka

Not very hard...weak...a fanny...soft as shite!

'Man I'm scared of fighting him...hes way too tough'

Get in the ring now you soft knacka!

by Stacey Mac October 28, 2019

Soft Porn

My teacher in Religion class was talking about this and I thought I would consult the boys on Urban Dictionary. Yeah its like porn without like penetration. Cheers

Soft porn is like porn without sex lol

by giorgio4 November 21, 2021