rusty mazzorella

A used tampon that is fried and served with marinara sauce.

My girlfriend gave me a rusty mazzorella stick to hold me over till dinner

by Kb11223344 April 27, 2021

Rusty vangouh

When you are twerking your partner and you fart but its a shard and you spray shit all over their face.

After a drunken night of cheap alochol and bad clams, you and your partner experience a rusty vangouh.

by Rosie cheerio June 18, 2021

Rusty Mel

A couple that is/was destined to be together! When the sex is so amazing, fun, wild and compassionate it leaves you trembling! When the thought, the sight, and the smell of that person is all you think about that you just have to have them!

Wow, did you see that couple? Yeah that's Rusty Mel! They truly love/loved each other! They are/were perfect for each other!

by Rusty Mel June 14, 2023

rusty rug

When you have sex with a woman on her period, and blood gets on your pubic hair.

Man, that bitch gave me a rusty rug!

by Buck Seathorn June 23, 2023

A Rusty Bowers

Named after lifelong republican Rusty Bowers who testified during the January 6th Congressional hearings...

When you are censured by your own political party after brief but poignant moment of conscientiousness.

"Any republican who speaks out against Trump can expect a Rusty Bowers."

by Kevin Sorbo's Conscience July 20, 2022

rusty porkchop

Grinding a penis between butt cheeks, using feces as lubricant.

I was rusty porkchopping the guy.

by Rusty Pork-chop August 8, 2022

Rusty Buffalo

Donut Operator thinks it is a thing and he was right.

"the ol rusty buffalo, sounds like something on the urban dictionary"

by jaquavywavy August 13, 2022