Robert

Its the most clever guy in the entire universe.
He is like God v.2, but a little bit better.

Oh i wish i was like Robert.

by D best June 11, 2020

Roberts

A Roberts is a human with a massive shlong. It doesn't matter if it's your first or last name. But if your first name is Grace it's different. She is the best person in the world along with the funniest. The only person who is better is if there name is Grace Eve Roberts. Then you should be kissing they're feet because they are royalty. Again huge dong bigger than your arm.

I'm adopted ,but my dingle ling is huge. My real parent must be Roberts.

by Eve McCune June 19, 2020

Robert

Robert is the name of a pretty big dude that loves spending money on his friends. He probably gots a bowl cut but it fits him. If you ever meet a robert make him your sugar daddy.

My friend Robert is big for nothing.

by Robert estraca July 5, 2020

Robert

Robert is a fucking sex symbol with a massive 12 inch shlong and he's the only evidence of gods exsitence.

"Is that Robert? Fuck yes!"

by TheTruthAndOnlyTheTruthTruth July 6, 2020

robert birch

Some cunt that works at a very underpayed place. Calles people Pickel Boy. in his adult for he might be even mightier than Optimus Fusesed with Donald.d.trump. (will die as virgin)
Accquiers as yungling his masiv shlong wich he will use to deffend him self in CSGO.

"oh shit is robert birch run before he will fuck ur mom with his BOOMSTICK?"

by dickSchlongBiG September 8, 2020

Robert

A big bot. Calls everyone else a bot.

Oh no, Robert's here!

by I LIKE CHEEEZE September 9, 2020

Robert

Robert is a bot. He also calls everyone else a bot.

Oh my gosh, Robert is such a bot.

by I LIKE CHEEEZE September 9, 2020