Peanut Butter

The one food that is way too addictive but you know it makes you fat asf so you can't ever go on a reasonable diet.

Mom: Hon, quit eating the peanut butter its your 3rd jar this week
You: SHUTTUP MOM ITS GOOD OKAY ? T^T

by whatareyouatoad? May 19, 2020

Peanut

A nickname given by worshipers of SCP-173

"Peanut is our lord and savior."

by hondaspintertrueno July 16, 2020

Peanut

OUR lord and savior, dubbed SCP-173 by the SCP foundation

"Praise the Peanut"
"Stop staring at The Holy Peanut"

by hondaspintertrueno July 16, 2020

Kill my peanut

Expression used when you’re having a serious issue in your quotidian life.

N°1: My mom stole my chicken and I had big beef with her. So I threw the rest of the chicken in her face.

N°2: Yes dude you had no choices to give yourself some respect.

N°1: Argh, kill my peanut.

by Yslbxtvh August 12, 2020

Peanut

When you take a piss and nut at the same time

Oh my god, that head was so good. She made me peanut.

by Logano224 August 17, 2020

peanut vendor

A male stripper with a very small penis that resembles a peanut. Much like another testical.

He pulled down his pants and he was a total peanut vendor, that thing looked like a third ball.

by Lavender punch box August 28, 2020

Peanut

A kind mother that has one unstable uneducated son!!

Karen your son is such a “peanut”

by Jerrt234 June 8, 2020