The Can Opener

(V) A sex move to where someone inserts a large dildo into another person’s asshole and violently shakes it around in all directions until the diameter of the asshole grows by 4 inches or more.

Jimmy: “Why is Jenny walking so funny?”
Johnny: “I showed her The Can Opener last night. Bitch will never walk right again.”

by InsertDisgustingNameHere December 2, 2022

Open as fuck

When your best friend thinks a certain store is closed but you know for sure that bitch is OPEN AS FUCK!

Richie: man that store looks like it's closed...
NIKI: nah that bitch is OPEN AS FUCK
RICHIE:yeah I think ur right

by Lyno Richie December 11, 2022

Mississippi Can Opener

when you're being pegged in the ass by a vibrating monster dildo while trying to take a shit, but you can't shit because your ass is covered by a dildo. this causes you to vomit up all the shit, and proceed to put it in a jar and freeze it for the next day. used the next morning as a stimulant for sexual arousal and prowess.

person 1: "hey babe, you wanna try the Mississippi Can Opener tonight"
person 2: "sure, just make sure you eat up before"

by MississipiMenace December 21, 2022

Floodgates have opened

When needing to pee or poo but can’t hold it in any longer

Oh no the floodgates have opened

by Chuckler chuckled September 5, 2023

Open Elbows

Down to fuck, close in meaning to "Open Legs"

"Bro, is she down to fuck?"
"Yeah, she's got Open Elbows."

by SlickTimes September 20, 2023

Open Book

A term used to describe someone who tells anything to everybody.

Friend: hey have you heard about Dallas?
Guy: yea, I heard he's an Open Book

by WolfzBurn September 23, 2023

Open House

A person who openly and unashamedly cheats on their partner with any willing soul.

"Did you hear that Jeremy homewrecked John and Emily's relationship?"

"No dude you've got it all wrong. He cant homewreck them since Emily is an Open House"

by Chek-apiece September 24, 2023