Faaiza, Lauren, and Liyana

Faaiza, Lauren, and Liyana are the coolest duo ever. they're usually found with food, which is even cooler fr. Faaiza is so pretty and smart. shes always cooking in math class except her spelling isn't very good. Liyana is so pretty and has really good music taste.

theyre a really good duo/trio.
that must be faaiza, lauren, and liyana!

by YKwhoIam. December 13, 2024

Lauren weaver

Big hunk of lard usually is charzarding herself at night. She also usually likes doing the alaskin pipe line when no ones home.

This girl lauren weaver is the queen of alaskin pipe lines

by Pooopppoiopo June 18, 2025

Dirty Lauren Sanchez

It is the same as a dirty sanchez except the recipient has fish lips filled with surgical fillers

I want to give that blond bimbo at the end of the bar a Dirty Lauren Sanchez

by geojetson June 30, 2025

Lauren

Lauren is a two-faced person, but not just a typical two-faced person but something way different. You see, when she is around the girls, she is very petite, very demure, very innocent, very dominant and a super leader. However, when she is around the boys, she turns into a whole another breed. She becomes the nastiest slut I have ever seen! She is fierce and flirty, and often gets wet easily! So it wouldn’t be a problem if you’re a male!

A girl friend: Hey Lauren, wanna hang out with him?
Lauren: Omg yes I am getting turned on!
A girl friend: But he is your cousin!

by blacksonistheblackest September 7, 2025

Lauren

what a stupid name.

Lauren is a horrible driver

by KRMSH September 18, 2025

Lauren's latte

A mistake drink instead of refilling a mimosa using oat milk instead of more orange juice.

What is a hint of orange juice, oat milk and champagne make? That's a Lauren's latte.

by Toadloaf November 9, 2025

Lauren Blow-bert

Nickname on Capital Hill for the incompetent and corrupt U.S. representative from Colorado's 4th District, who has been a disaster for both Colorado and our nation.

There goes Lauren Blow-bert again, giving out blow-me sandwiches to her mega rich donors.

by LaughingAloud December 11, 2025