January 5th

National clean your room day

Ah man it’s January 5th I have to clean my room

by Ehrbicejbodiu December 29, 2019

January 10

National eat Bekfast Day

"Hey it's January 10th looks like it's time to eat bekfast."

by Ms. Mayo January 7, 2020

the month of january

It’s all you can hope for. Jerk off january, Juicy hug January, Janitorial jizz January. Basically all things having to do with jizz

Friend: Hey it’s the month of january, we should start jizzing

by Theboi2356885;:// November 28, 2021

January 6

Those who are most oblivious are born this day.

Elle: she is so oblivious she most be born on January 6.

by youra-dopted November 2, 2019

January 8

A day where a guy has to ask out there crush or a girl that likes them.

Guy “hey will you go out with me?”
Girl “yea why do soon I thought you liked someone else”
Guy “it’s January 8th”

by Somekidfromthesouth November 20, 2020

January 6th

The day where you ignore your siblings

Sibling: why are you ignoring me?
Me: ugh! Its January 6th!

by AlbertEinstein December 28, 2020

January 13th

January 13th kiss your girlfriend at school

Kiss your girlfriend on January 13th at school even if its in front of your or her friends and it can be your first one too, National kiss your girlfriend day

by National kiss your girlfriend January 12, 2021