Free Screws

When you disassemble an appliance or mechanical apparatus, then re-assemble it but have screws left over.
Said appliance/apparatus is however, in fact, fully functional.

Genius: Hey man, just finished installing my new CPU in my laptop the other day.
Concerned Friend: Really? How'd you go?
Genius: Got some free screws, but otherwise good.

by Dodoextinct June 29, 2009

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freeing the priests

A euphemism for masturbation or ejaculation.

Ben: "Where were you last night? We had to go out on the town without you!"
Jon: "Sorry man. I just got my new internet connection, and I was at home freeing the priests, if you get what I mean."

by MasterOfEuphemism April 8, 2010

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one of many suicide sports, free-bunjee is a sport not limited to those of an athletic nature, anybody can partake in the activity of free-bunjee, it requires very little skill and is growing in popularity worldwide.

by southwalessniper December 5, 2009

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free-shopping

also known as shoplifting, this is the act of removing items from a business without paying for them.

free-shopping : Jo-Hailey went to 7-Eleven and free-shopped them out of all of their Reese's Peanut Butter Cups and Doritoes, the day their shoplifting alarm wasn't working.

by Chairman-Mao January 30, 2006

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Free-eezy

Extremely cold weather.

"Man it's cold out here."

"Yeah, it's free-eezy. I need to get a bigger coat."

by Syko Curious July 30, 2006

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Too Free

1. When you have nothing to do, and want something to break up the monotony.

2. When you have no plans and are looking for a last resort to salvage the night.

Kid 1: Yo dude, is there anything going on tonight... I am TOO FREE!!!

Kid 2:No man, we live in suburbia, there is never anything to do.

by Stalas December 25, 2007

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